Bitbit

Now even though I swore to myself when I started this blog that I would never write about Bitbit Spears, her latest comment left me no choice but to react.

Apparently Britney “Look at me, I recently regained my sanity” Spears told the press that she thinks (yes, miracles DO happen) she made a mistake by marrying Kevin “Look mom I’m a badass gangstah rappah” Federline.

I almost thought there was some hope for Bitbit. Yes, I thought, this “wisdom” does confirm the messages in the reliable tabloids that she has indeed finally come to her senses (not that i care really).

But then she continued by explaining WHY she thought so (she should have known better than to actually explain herself to anyone). She said, now get a seat for this one : “I think I married him for all the wrong reasons. Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of [marriage and] everything”.

I mean .. HELLOOOOOO ??? She married that hairy icky wannabe rapper for the IDEA of marriage ? Nice idea .. cost her a fortune and custody over her two kids (waiting for the interview where she says similar things about those two sad puppies), pushed her over the edge of sanity (granted, she’d already been flirting with that edge for a while but still), made her shave her head, got her locked up in a psych ward, … and the list goes onnnn and onnnnn and onnnnnn.

Yeah, great thinking there Bitbit. Can’t wait for your next thought ..